Dear Natalie Imbruglia,

I’ve been putting two and two together and getting one. One pop star who returns every decade with an amazing song. One chart topping smash. One Natalie Imbruglia. One Natalie Imbruglia in a world of many personalities. You see, I think I’ve rumbled you, you sexy pop minx! *cheeky wink*

Your amazing pop secret is that you are in fact none other than… *drum roll followed by reading aloud all in one breath* Lisa Loeb, Meredith Brooks, Vanessa Carlton, Alanis Morissette, Sheryl Crow and quite possibly Carly Rae Jepsen. I put forward the evidence in the enclosed pop music videos.

Here’s your video to Torn:

Here’s your video to Stay (I Missed You):

Here’s your video to Bitch:

Here’s your video to A Thousand Miles:

Here’s your video to Ironic:

Here’s your video to If It Makes You Happy:

This is the only video that’s throwing me. It’s definitely got a touch of the Imbruglias about it… I’m fairly sure this is also your video for Call Me Maybe but with a remixed donk on it.

Please don’t worry though, I do not intend to blackmail you. Your secret is safe with me and your songs live on forever Natalie. Or should I say Carly Rae

Kind regards,

Jack Wallington